One day little Bill's parents were having a party. The family was very busy so his mom told him to go play outside, but DON'T go anywhere near the Dirty Wall.
Bill goes to play and goes to the dirty wall, disobeying his mother. While at the wall he sees the word "shit". So he goes back to his house and asks his brother Matt what the word meant. "Er....um... the word means...ummm.... food, yes food, shit means food," says his 19 year old brother, so he says "ok, bye!" and goes back to the wall.
Now, he sees the word "assholes". So, once again, he goes home and asks his sister Kirsty what assholes meant, " umm...it means...um... people, ya that's it people, but if anyone asks I never told you." He says ok and goes back to the wall.
Now, he sees "fucking" written on it. For the third time, he goes back, and asks his cousin, what does fucking mean. Well, his cousin goes berserk but soon after composes himself, and says " umm you shouldn't know this but umm, let's just say it means getting ready, yes it means GETTING READY!"
Right when he was gonna go back to the dirty wall for the fourth time the guests arive. His mom, yelling from upstairs,tells him to open the door. He runs to the door,opens it and says,"Hello assholes, my name is Bill. You're probably coming for the party. My mom and dad are upstairs fucking but they'll be down here in a few minutes because they've been up there for hours! Anyway, there's some really good shit on the table that my mom made before she started fucking with my dad, and you can start eating. They'll be down any minute now." |
