One day a little boy was sitting at home trying to find something interesting to do while he waited for Gramma and Grandpa to come for Thanksgiving. He decided to go and see if his mom was doing something interesting He walked into the kitchen and his mom yelled "Fuck!" because she cut herself "Mommy what does that mean?" Mom looks around franticaly trying to think of something to say ..."Umm it mean carving the turkey" "oh okay" said the little boy and he left. He decided to go see what his dad was doing so he waked upstairs to the bathroom and as he walked into the bathroom his dad said "shit" "Daddy .. what does that mean?" Trying to think quick he says "Umm ... shaving cream" "Okay" said the boy as he walked out ... that wasnt interesting, so he decided to go see what his olde bro was up to. He walked into the bedroom where his brother was watching TV. his bro said "Awww ya!Boobs and Dick!" " what does that mean?" "Umm .. coats and hats" "oh ya" Finally he decided to go see what big sister was doing. When he walked into her room she was on the phone .. and not noticing that her little bro came in she said "that asshole and bitch!" "what does that mean?" asked her little bro. "umm gramma and grandpa" ... and just then the door bell rand ... it was gramma and grandpa. the little boy rushed down the stairs in a hurry to answer the door. He opend the door and said: "Hi Asshole and Bitch! May i take you Boobs and Dick? Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey and dad is in th bathroom smearing shit all over his face!" |
